Eating Ass Is a Love Language (feat. Chris Distefano) – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser


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Chris Distefano sits down with Nikki and “You Up” regulars Anya Marina and Andrew Collin to discuss their love languages, and Nikki and Chris dissect their sexual tension.

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27 Comments
  • You Up with Nikki Glaser
    Posted at 21:08h, 12 November

    You Up w/ Nikki Glaser has its own home on YouTube now. Head over and subscribe to the channel now for new videos every week: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEVBir9A-WQIOZq4JmAifUg?sub_confirmation=1

  • Fire Ant Shotgun
    Posted at 08:08h, 31 December

    I hated on Nikki after her shaming that dude for sending her emails after he fell in love with him but Distefano has brought me back. Don't lose my trust Nikki.

  • Evan Lowney
    Posted at 09:29h, 01 January

    this is clickbait, nikki. i fully expected a chrissy d ass eating story that he somehow made ghetto elegant

  • Will’s World
    Posted at 14:28h, 01 January

    Nikki hit me up! You are so beautiful!!!

  • SuperQdaddy
    Posted at 02:51h, 02 January

    This is pure headache banter…people like this ?

  • One Two
    Posted at 20:00h, 02 January

    Nikki I’d leave your arsehole looking like an empty head lock.

  • Moto Cross
    Posted at 00:18h, 03 January

    Chris, can you say " like " one more F/N time.

  • Lorenzo M
    Posted at 04:41h, 05 January

    Is there a male in comedy that Nikki didn’t make out with?

  • broomsterm
    Posted at 11:10h, 07 January

    Wait a second. The girl sitting next to Nikki Glaser is her best friend and she's giving her a belated happy birthday on the show? Nice friend.

  • Scott Ferguson
    Posted at 07:56h, 09 January

    I just love Nikki Glaser!!

  • DAVAD M DAVAD
    Posted at 07:13h, 11 January

    1. It's called CATHAX. It is the highest love there is, the ability to die for someone because you love them so much. That's what it means to be a parent.
    2. You could have fucked Nikki right there after the car story right in front of everyone and she'd have let you.

  • philchips
    Posted at 16:17h, 11 January

    Blonde dude must have a tramp stamp.

  • Michael Jul Jensen
    Posted at 12:09h, 13 January

    Beeing none US.. i wonder why the "Like" word needs to be in almost every sentence?

  • Anna Sorensen
    Posted at 21:20h, 13 January

    I got words of affirmation and talking & listening as mine bc they got the same number of answers. I got 1 answer that corresponded w physical touch lmao I just want to have sex but other than that please don’t stroke my back or hold my hand

  • Trayes Wobeser
    Posted at 01:16h, 14 January

    Nikki sucks.

  • Skeeter McGillicutty
    Posted at 14:43h, 14 January

    Love listening to Nikki and her show. But please limit the number of guests to one. Way too many people talking over each other and miss half of the dialogue

  • Joey Guillen
    Posted at 04:30h, 15 January

    Disgusting

  • Brian Morris
    Posted at 01:05h, 17 January

    you all make it to complicated.

  • kobe5701
    Posted at 18:33h, 17 January

    Nikki is very funny but let's be real she didnt deserve a stand up special….she isnt anywhere close to the chris rock, bill burr, and dave Chappellea of the world…

  • Dale Trayner
    Posted at 21:38h, 17 January

    The guy in the beige hat looks like a young Walter Matthau

  • Space Catboy
    Posted at 05:01h, 19 January

    wait till the day his daughter realizes that she can put daddy in prison by making up a story about being molested

  • Warren Cummings
    Posted at 23:28h, 19 January

    Sad that's all you have to talk about. Pathetic and self absorbed.

  • Name
    Posted at 01:02h, 20 January

    Crazy they got ET to guest spot next to Nikki!

  • Zander Perkalator
    Posted at 03:10h, 21 January

    Oh look, Comedy Central finally posts something that isn't total shit.

  • Raphael Schmidt
    Posted at 17:10h, 22 January

    Words of appreciation: Thanks for taking out the trash. But why are you back?

  • Doug Marko
    Posted at 20:48h, 23 January

    remember when Anya did mid days was on 94/9 in San Diego and then went into music!

  • innertubez
    Posted at 05:02h, 24 January

    I thought Nikki would elaborate on the eating ass part a little more. But it was still a funny conversation.