Monday Morning Podcast 12-27-21

Chris Ramsey – A scam stay away. – You will talk to 2 people. The same 2 assholes back and forth. If they like your domain name, they will find a reason to deactivate your account, and keep your money.

Bill rambles about Christmas gifts, airlines, and dog killing monkeys.

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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Bill Burr

  • D S
    Posted at 14:50h, 30 December

    “Would you ever go out of your way to get a cold?”
    I guess you’ve never heard of a flu shot? Lay off the CNN before you become the joke (i.e. Sarah Silverman). For anyone who doesn’t like PC woke comedy check out Chrissie Mayr, Kurt Metzger and Kyle Dunnigan.

  • sljsmit
    Posted at 15:00h, 30 December

    If Bill hears about this he's gonna laugh his ass off!! Copy and paste people:)
    A ffing squirrel injured 18 people in 2 days in the U.K.:) they had to shoot the squirrel eventually to stop him:)!!!
    His joke about him getting attacked by a squirrel brought this to life:) they called him stripe after the evil gemlin:)!!!

  • Alfred Churchill
    Posted at 15:25h, 30 December

    How does bill not even have a million subs? Theses boring and utterly useless ‘YouTube personalities’ have tens of millions.

    I don’t understand why humans are becoming so unoriginal and inherently slow

  • mrpotatohead161
    Posted at 16:03h, 30 December

    Bill will call the January 6th people terrorists but BLM burning down cities and federal buildings are peaceful protestors, what a cuck.

  • sativa rosegold
    Posted at 16:08h, 30 December

    No money in aviation? They make about 20 grand a flight minus fuel and staff costs. It makes me sick how they have taken all the luxury out of flying, treat you almost like a prisoner on Conair, uncomfortable seats with no leg room, no peanuts, no blanket without extra cost and you can't even keep it when you're in first class, the meals served in first class are a joke so I can't imagine what others receive, attendants who bait people into fights knowing they can kick them off (yes many passengers are assholes but I'm not talking about them)

  • Josh Hidalgo
    Posted at 16:21h, 30 December

    why on earth do you need to wear a mask outside………. i still dont get it…….. i guess im that guy..

  • Jazmine Ex
    Posted at 17:01h, 30 December

    Hey 👋 a black here, from Indianapolis. Totally uncomfortable there.

  • George W Bush Center for Intelligence
    Posted at 17:03h, 30 December

    Bill burr for surgeon general.

  • Intermittent Energy
    Posted at 17:54h, 30 December

    They use ivermectin for malaria, Bill Burr.

  • Good human be happy
    Posted at 18:15h, 30 December

    Thanks for taking an hour out of your day every week to entertain me. 🙂

  • Derrick Smiley
    Posted at 18:26h, 30 December

    How do I give a standing ovation for that opening? Fucking funny. Than I realized how I'm a asshole turning on bill an laughing at his losing team. Jk I'm still waiting for Dak to get more respect. Just because he a quarterback for the cowboys… ..alright alright I'm sorry. Go COWBOYS. Mac Jones rookie season could be compared to Daks. But Dak made the playoffs…PLAYOffs!

  • Steve Guse
    Posted at 18:31h, 30 December

    Nothing like watching my favorite comedian sell out. Ol' Billy Flouride

  • Scott Lewis
    Posted at 19:02h, 30 December

    Ol Billy Pandemic is back.

  • Destan Palermo
    Posted at 19:20h, 30 December

    geez bill, the mask is ridiculous and doesn’t work it’s useless

  • evilashxero
    Posted at 19:32h, 30 December

    "Mind Brain"

  • bootboy030
    Posted at 21:48h, 30 December

    thank you bill for being you and having a podcast

  • Kardo _
    Posted at 22:37h, 30 December

    This is one of those episodes that makes you really miss Patrice to tell bill to stfu 🤫

  • skrenja
    Posted at 00:40h, 31 December

    What happened to you, Billy? 😔

  • chase woood
    Posted at 01:41h, 31 December

    I completely doubt ull see this billy burr. but I'm curious if u like to see shows live? no specials sure but so u go see live comedy shows

  • dave S
    Posted at 02:33h, 31 December

    Good job Bill. Target and Walmart boards suck. You need to find a young girl skater around 12-13 that wants to pick up some cash giving lessons.

  • T Fal87
    Posted at 04:30h, 31 December

    Bills are 9-6 like Pats, split with Pats, only ahead because a better division record, but don’t forget they lost to Jacksonville 💯💪

  • Nero
    Posted at 14:20h, 31 December

    "Put out a bunch of bananas… and then take out a fking Uzi"

    -Bill Burr 2021

  • mitchell ward
    Posted at 17:28h, 31 December

    Bill it’s been like 3 years since your bruins got BEAT fair in square. Binnington was robbing you guys left and right and we sent you guys packing. And you’ve been irrelevant every since. Even Marchand is crying cause he can’t go to the olympics, cause he knows he won’t be playing meaningful hockey this year.

  • Tosseef Kaira
    Posted at 20:15h, 31 December

    Thanks Bill Renee Hill.

  • Jason Bordelon
    Posted at 21:41h, 31 December

    Man the number of views is terrible. Wonder why.

  • Marcos Candanedo
    Posted at 21:49h, 31 December

    People did it with the chicken pox thinking it was a good idea to immunize yourself early but what did we end up fighting out Bill if you've had the chickenpox then the shingle virus is now inside you you can get shingles when you're older now hurray us 🤦‍♂️😒

  • ByTheWillOfCrom YouTube
    Posted at 16:13h, 01 January

    Billy boy, if viruses actually traveled through the air, I would have been the first one to die. Born with a weakened immune system, don't ever wear a mask. No flu for 12 years.

  • Magnum GI
    Posted at 19:28h, 01 January

    BILL: The 'Hummer Tax Loophole' or Section 179 explained
    This law allows business owners to list the . They can then write this cost off on their business taxes. … A business that purchases a vehicle in this class can write off up to $25,000 on its taxes.

  • Linda Ward
    Posted at 00:26h, 02 January

    l have two of me. One is a very sweet highly empathetic woman who loves Jim Gaffigan. The other is a female Bill. I'm even from MA. I nearly died when l recently watched them together. All four of us had a great time. ☮

  • Michael Fett
    Posted at 11:06h, 02 January

    Bill.. you used to hang out w my ex girlfriends father who sexually abused her and she made my life hell for it lol.. I love your work. Dealing with a girl right now… I’ve done everything I can to save her from her self and her bed bug problem.. I love her more than life itself and am still here for her.. I just got over SARS and Covid and since she tried to break my heart on Christmas I gave her sars for New Years

  • Es
    Posted at 16:31h, 02 January

    What about Mohican airlines????

  • Plecodude
    Posted at 19:25h, 02 January

    Well if run out of disposable masks you can use your new Daddy Christmas undies lmao!

  • Samuel Dixon
    Posted at 20:07h, 02 January

    Waking up at 6am after a holiday to do a podcast with no sponsors (so basically for free) AFTER already being as successful as he is is why bill burr is still great

  • MG P
    Posted at 04:19h, 03 January

    01:00 The planet probably has a million malls with the name The Grove. Such a common name.
    Like Spot or Buddy or Coco for a dog.

  • MG P
    Posted at 06:11h, 03 January

    52:00 I wish that the African had stated his country. I don't love it when we're repeatedly referred to as one continent. Even neighbours like Namibians and Angolans have very different lives / experiences.

  • Dick Balls
    Posted at 13:56h, 03 January