Ouran High School Host Club Abridged (GSA) – Episode 1 – Longer and Uncut

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Ouran High School GSA (Gay-Straight Abridged)
Episode 1 of our new Abridged series is now up!
Haruhi, the new non-binary student at Ouran High School unwittingly stumbles upon the Host Club. The hottest and most coveted boys in all the school are in need of a new host to bring in the moolah, and Haruhi, mistaken for a boy, fits the bill. The deal is sealed when a conspicuously placed vase is shattered, starting a descent into unwanted sexual advances, cheap tight-fisted money-grubbing, social elitism and horrible feeling that those Twins might just be more than platonic…

So enjoy! We hope you like this pilot and new episodes are in the making now. Episode 2 should probably be out sometime in January!

Transcript for Episode 1: http://ouran-gsa.tumblr.com/post/127161330614/transcript-episode-1-longer-and-uncut
Written by Jokingpenguin and Corsair
Edited by Jokingpenguin

Characters voiced by Corsair:

Characters voiced by Jokingpenguin:
Urinating Statue

Mozart – Laudate Dominum
Vivaldi – Motet for Soprano
Corelli – Concerto Grosse
Unknown – Two Guitars
Love Muscle – Main theme
Dvorak – OP.11
Mulan Soundtrack – Reflection
Pokemon Soundtrack – Team Rocket Theme
LoZ Majora’s Mask OST – Final Hours

Ouran High School Host Club is not owned by us, nor do we claim ownership of it – The manga was created by Bisco Hatori and the anime series is owned by Funimation and Manga Entertainment.

Jokingpenguin Abridged

  • Allu Aquarii
    Posted at 21:08h, 27 February

    “But who’s gay enough to join this club?”

    I’m pretty sure like, half the boys in the school are gay for you guys. Just because.

  • Anime Shipper
    Posted at 05:05h, 28 February

    “Now get the fuck out of my club”

  • Abbie Morris
    Posted at 15:31h, 03 March

    Don't worry it's only the third time you got me wet today 😂😂

  • Gina Megurine
    Posted at 18:23h, 12 March

    Omg…this is perfect😂

  • allfandom 666
    Posted at 05:10h, 13 March

    anyone watching in 2019

  • Kaitlyn Roberts
    Posted at 20:13h, 26 March

    I’m drinking my tea and I almost spat it everywhere 😂😂

  • F.B.I
    Posted at 05:38h, 30 March

    This is a gay asf

  • Morgan Evers
    Posted at 00:30h, 03 April

    im not gonna lie im actually shocked this aged rather well

  • amarice davis
    Posted at 01:13h, 04 April

    but unfortunatly i cant pay bills with body parts…anymore😏

  • Diane Nelson-Tofilau
    Posted at 07:39h, 15 April

    "Did you see that fat baby pissing on your stuff?
    "I bought that baby"

  • Crystal Tilford
    Posted at 02:03h, 20 April

    I keep coming back to this i lov it sooo much

  • ROGUE X94
    Posted at 14:59h, 22 April

    Finally I find this! Been looking for a parody for so long of Ouran!

  • max the rat
    Posted at 01:25h, 23 April

    every time i rewatch this it gets even funnier

  • Mady Ewell
    Posted at 03:54h, 23 April

    "To protect the world from devistation. To unite all peoples within our nation. To annoumce the evils or truth and love. To extend our reach to the stars above. Tamaki! Suoh! The Ouran Highschool Host Club blasts off at the speed of light!! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!!!

  • Bogleクリス
    Posted at 17:24h, 23 April

    nice free, pokemon, and disney reference

  • ArtSoLili
    Posted at 16:11h, 25 April

    1:49 "Or do you want me to take you to funky town"

  • Kaley Marie
    Posted at 04:04h, 13 May

    I've been quoting this for years and thought I was quoting the actual show

  • Candy Cult
    Posted at 16:37h, 26 June

    I’ve got 100 questions and they need ANSWERS

  • StampS
    Posted at 22:33h, 30 June

    barely legal type

  • givefreedom
    Posted at 06:38h, 01 July

    "i know you just broke that vase, but your ass looks like it's worth 8 million yen"

  • Mabel Willianson
    Posted at 11:05h, 05 July

    M I T S K U N I

  • Mabel Willianson
    Posted at 11:05h, 05 July

    M I T S K U N I

  • James Lawman
    Posted at 17:23h, 17 July

    I hope we’ll be seeing episode nine sometime in the not too distant future.

  • Mystic Otaku
    Posted at 22:45h, 23 July

    The glasses character 👌👌

  • 35 subs no videos
    Posted at 20:35h, 31 July

    Honey is weirdly strong for a little kid

  • Naxzed
    Posted at 08:01h, 14 August

    Wait it could be streamed on Netflix

  • Maria Maldonado
    Posted at 11:59h, 15 August


    TaKE yOu To fUcKiE ToWn


  • I'm kinda fucking stupid, but
    Posted at 23:20h, 29 August

    "Your words are long and they bore me, so I'm going to ignore them."

  • Pandine
    Posted at 04:41h, 09 October


  • Laura Arnott
    Posted at 09:37h, 11 November

    "I was heterosexual when I joined this club, then next thing you know I'm fucking my brother over a piano" omg lol

  • Elizabeth the 3rd
    Posted at 21:05h, 20 November

    I thought the original show was great, but I was wrong. It is simply average compared to this.

  • Reaperlivywolf13 TCW
    Posted at 13:18h, 23 January

    Still watching this in 2020…

  • rln_dere
    Posted at 19:33h, 04 February